When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: 90daysofautumn)
2013 TV Choice Awards
Matt Smith is nominated for Best Actor. He’s up against David Tennant (Broadchurch), the Master himself John Simm (The Village) and previous incarnation Derek Jacobi (Last Tango In Halifax).
(x)
DOCTOR VS MASTER SHOWDOWN
I just read the article and Jenna is also nominated for Best Actress along with Suranne Jones.
So it’s basically Clara vs TARDIS
“During one shoot at a house, he was waiting for us to set up a backdrop, and he sat down at the piano and started playing and singing. I immediately told the assistants to pull down the backdrop, which was blocking the light coming though the windows to where the piano was— afraid I would miss this moment. No problem—Downey played a 45 minute concert that gave me plenty of time to make a series of great pictures, and he enthralled everyone in the room with his performance.”
— Sam Jones
falls over dead
(Source: kayytx)
I just needed to reblog this again.
Because jfc, you don’t understand how important this scene is to me.
Or maybe you do!
Because it has Jack openly showing his affection and admiration for two people of different gender in the exact same way, making no difference at all, and neither do Rose nor the Doctor. Zilch. No hesitating, no flinching, no comic relief.
I wish it could be like this more often.
That scene up there is doing everything right, end of story. And while Jack’s sexuality is often made out to be something to smile at, it’s also shown as very natural and Nine was just cool with that, no reason not to be.
Acceptance: You’re doing it right.
(Source: goingbacktodalton)
So this is something to cheer Paula up (◡‿◡✿)
3 years after TRF, batlock comes home and discovers that he has more than a son.
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies)
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
Alec/Q Based on Nova Prospeckt: By Kryptaria & BootsnBlossoms
Nova Prospekt on AO3
Chapters: 15/15
Fandom:James Bond (Craig movies),James Bond (Movies),James Bond - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q, Alec Trevelyan/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (Bond - Craig movies), Alec Trevelyan, Danielle Marsh
Additional Tags: Friendship, Romance, Fluff and Angst, First Meetings, hackerspace, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Urban Exploration, Ferrets
Summary:When a fire leaves best mates James Bond and Alec Trevelyan living at a hotel, Bond joins the Nova Prospekt hackerspace in hopes of finding not just a workshop but a place to meet and collaborate with brilliant, creative, and innovative thinkers. He never expects the hackerspace’s resident genius, a young man who calls himself Q, to so thoroughly capture his interest — and Alec’s.
This story burned a whole into my brain and lodged itself there. I LOVE it. And the plot bunnies started to multiply. So I present to you a thing. All praise is due to Kryptaria and Bootsnblossoms for the AU, I’m just sticking in my toes. And also to Monster and Provocatrixxx without whom I would not have been able to post this.
He was early, his mission had gone painfully well. He’d anticipated at least a week of seduction, whispers in the ear of the genetic engineer that he had been sent to extract. As it was, they had met up at a conference. He’d been posing as a pharma-rep and she’d been presenting. She’d practically dragged him back to her hotel room, they’d had quick (fun) but perfunctory sex. When she had finished she had sat up, pulled a hotel robe around her and said, “Can we leave today?”
Alec was not proud of the sputtering noise that had come out of his mouth. He didn’t ask how she had seen through him, or what she meant. “If you like.”
jdksg;jklgdsjklg;sj;lkgsajkg;ldsjg;kgjksioweatp eeeeeeeeeeeee loved it :D
can we talk about how sherlock holmes says ‘neat’
oh these kids were eating themselves to death with mercury poisoned chocolate
neat
golly gee john come look isn’t that just nifty
(Source: tin-pan-ali)
omg
I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.
And I still totally lost it every time.Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.
(Source: onac911)
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
In fact a lot of us really miss the apocalypse and want satan back
(Source: twoharts)
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
(Source: sharonosbourne)
(Source: doctorwhos)
