When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
2013 TV Choice Awards
Matt Smith is nominated for Best Actor. He’s up against David Tennant (Broadchurch), the Master himself John Simm (The Village) and previous incarnation Derek Jacobi (Last Tango In Halifax).
DOCTOR VS MASTER SHOWDOWN
I just read the article and Jenna is also nominated for Best Actress along with Suranne Jones.
So it’s basically Clara vs TARDIS
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
Alec/Q Based on Nova Prospeckt: By Kryptaria & BootsnBlossoms
Nova Prospekt on AO3
Fandom:James Bond (Craig movies),James Bond (Movies),James Bond - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q, Alec Trevelyan/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (Bond - Craig movies), Alec Trevelyan, Danielle Marsh
Additional Tags: Friendship, Romance, Fluff and Angst, First Meetings, hackerspace, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Urban Exploration, Ferrets
When a fire leaves best mates James Bond and Alec Trevelyan living at a hotel, Bond joins the Nova Prospekt hackerspace in hopes of finding not just a workshop but a place to meet and collaborate with brilliant, creative, and innovative thinkers. He never expects the hackerspace’s resident genius, a young man who calls himself Q, to so thoroughly capture his interest — and Alec’s.
This story burned a whole into my brain and lodged itself there. I LOVE it. And the plot bunnies started to multiply. So I present to you a thing. All praise is due to Kryptaria and Bootsnblossoms for the AU, I’m just sticking in my toes. And also to Monster and Provocatrixxx without whom I would not have been able to post this.
He was early, his mission had gone painfully well. He’d anticipated at least a week of seduction, whispers in the ear of the genetic engineer that he had been sent to extract. As it was, they had met up at a conference. He’d been posing as a pharma-rep and she’d been presenting. She’d practically dragged him back to her hotel room, they’d had quick (fun) but perfunctory sex. When she had finished she had sat up, pulled a hotel robe around her and said, “Can we leave today?”
Alec was not proud of the sputtering noise that had come out of his mouth. He didn’t ask how she had seen through him, or what she meant. “If you like.”
jdksg;jklgdsjklg;sj;lkgsajkg;ldsjg;kgjksioweatp eeeeeeeeeeeee loved it :D
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
In fact a lot of us really miss the apocalypse and want satan back