(since I’m not getting much done anyway)
“Hey, are you two going to come out and -” Natasha pushed the door open and halted, eyes firmly fixed on Steve’s face. Steve stared in mortification at her. Sam continues to go for the world record of gawking at Steve. Natasha pressed her lips together, fighting to keep the grin off her face. “This is awkward.”
“Yes. Awkward could be the word to use.” Steve is very proud of how his voice sounded normal. And then Bucky walked in, brown boxes tucked under both arms. His face went through quite a few emotions as he took in the situation. It settled on bemused, and he threw Natasha a knowing smirk.
“Let’s leave these two lovebirds alone and get the gear together. I’ve got a Google search to do.”
“Not lovebirds,” Steve growled, hoping for angry but getting mortified instead. He could feel the blush rushing through his skin.
“Yes, let’s.” Natasha turned, tossing a glance over her shoulder. “Gotta get laid sometime, Captain.”
“Not getting laid!”
THE FINAL FRONTIER
THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE
ITS FIVE YEAR MISSION
TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS
TO SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS
TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE
[AGGRESSIVELY HUMS THEME TUNE]
petition for the tumblr mods to ban all the tumblr famous with over 200 followers. they are full of themselves and are all assholes and they are impossible to avoid. let me blog in peace -_-
destroy the tumblr famous bourgeoise
*looks at her follower count, narrows her eyes* yeah, we are all assholes and full of ourselves. *nods* mm hmm. impossible to avoid. yep. how about you quit whining and let *us* blog in peace. or better yet, there’s a block and ignore button on this site. USE IT.
that’s me being an asshole.
How does other people (in this case, popular folks) being allowed to blog hamper your own blogging? I don’t get it.
*waits patiently for Jen to explain that this is Tumblr; don’t try to analyze it, ya doof*
Steph, love, everyone needs something or someone to bitch about on this site. I should be used to it by now, but I’m not. *grumbles about whiny brats and wankers and shuts up again*
watching modern marvels : cheese. that’s how fucking bored i am :)
"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"
no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs
Oh Christ. *chortles* My first contribution was the bloody behemoth story that I’m not even sure I’ll ever finish because I can’t get back into it:
"Seven Seconds" (which is my zombie fic and has multiple fandoms and I hate it right now)
Unless you count the godawful ficlet I wrote where Sherlock had to watch “Two Girls One Cup”… *doesn’t count that*