Writer. Reblogger. Fangirl. Master of my own domain.
This blog is NSFW This is your only warning.
My Fandoms: Avengers, Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, Merlin, Strike Back, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Bond, Night Vale, Star Trek, just about anything Simon Pegg and Nick Frost do...I'm sure there's more, but I can't think of them right now.
You know that cute song, “You Are My Sunshine”?
Imagine it. Just sing it in your head, all adorable-like.
Got the feeling of the song, now?
Now imagine John singing this quietly to comfort Sherlock as he slowly dies in his arms from an injury on a case, knowing that nothing can be done to stop it.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR HORSE. *runs off screaming*
scrolling my life away how original har har
oh what the fuck
whats happening to my clothes
wait one dang dingity second here why does my hair feel different
what even is what the frickledickle
wH EHRE DID THIS J AK VKET COME E FR OM ?!
oh N o oO
M y y F FA AC ErrrRe erekgfhkgadsjl
The transformation is complete
Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx
recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.